10/20/2005

Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Filed under: — Kate @ 2:09 pm EST

Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, mudslides….

Can’t Mother Nature just leave us alone already?

Emergency Declared in Fla. As Wilma Slows [ABC News]

For what it’s worth, I’m sending my thoughts of love and luck to everyone in Florida, especially my good friend’s family in the Keys (they know who they are).

Freaking hurricanes.

10/11/2005

For the Record…

Filed under: — Kate @ 4:00 pm EST

…U2 are NOT collaborating with Rick Santorum for a fund raiser.

I wasn’t even going to dignify this article with a mention, but then I noticed that one of the searched phrases hitting my blog was “wachovia center santorum bono.” I’m actually the second hit on Google for that.

So I feel a responsibility to inform my readers that, although the slimebucket senator is throwing himself an affair at the upcoming Sunday show in Philly, U2 is in no way involved in raising money for Rick Santorum. (more…)

10/7/2005

Odds Are…

Filed under: — Kate @ 5:32 pm EST

You know how everyone always says that flying is the safest way to travel, that the odds of being in a plane crash are really low?

I wonder what the odds are for this guy:
B.C. man aims to earn one million air miles in two months

Have a good weekend everyone.

9/22/2005

Oh Jesus Freaking Christ

Filed under: — Kate @ 1:20 pm EST

Not that I’m really surprised.

Grand jury harshly criticizes Archdiocese for hiding clergy sexual abuse [Inky]

See Also:
Blogging the Grand Jury Report [Blinq]
Look what’s in Rick Santorum’s backyard… [Attytood]
Grand Jury Report

9/6/2005

More Brotherly Love

Filed under: — Kate @ 4:06 pm EST

The city of Philadelphia is preparing to house up to 5,000 Hurricane Katrina evacuees, starting as early as tonight. I volunteered to help, but I imagine they will have more offers of help than they need, so we’ll see.

More info:
-Evacuees: Phila. is ready for 5,000 [philly.com]
-In Philadelphia, residents prepare for evacuees. [philly.com]
-Project Brotherly Love [phila.gov]

9/2/2005

360 Ways to Flip on a Politician

Filed under: — Kate @ 10:47 am EST

Don’t know how many of you already saw this, but last night on 360, Anderson Cooper totally went off on Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu.

Maybe it was the southern drawl, but from the moment the interview began, she struck me as one of the smarmiest politicians I’d seen in a while.

Cooper asked her “Does the federal government bear responsibility for what is happening now? Should they apologize for what is happening now?”

She completely ducked the question, proceeding to go on and on, thanking various politicians. I wanted to reach into my tv and rip out her tongue. And then the most remarkable thing happened: a TV news reporter actually attempted to cut through a politician’s crap!

Cooper’s response: “…I’ve been seeing dead bodies in the streets here in Mississippi. And to listen to politicians thanking each other and complimenting each other… there are a lot of people here who are very upset, and very angry, and very frustrated.”

I paraphrased, but you get the drift. You can find the full transcript on Gawker, and the video on Crooks and Liars. It’s worth a look.

UPDATE: Official CNN transcript here. You have to scroll down (or do a search for “Mary”).

More coverage: [ThinkProgress], [TVNewser], [Wonkette].

8/31/2005

Eve of Destruction

Filed under: — Kate @ 4:04 pm EST

Beyond linking to Attytood’s article yesterday, I haven’t really said anything about Hurricane Katrina. Because really, what could I possibly say? I’m just so desperately sorry for the people down there.

But I will mention a few things here:

-All looters, with the exception of those taking only the food they need to survive, deserve to be shot. [E&P] [WaPost]

-Haley Barbour is a douche. [SunHerald] [News24]

-The Sun Herald website is worth looking at.

-Red Cross Donations

UPDATE: I just read that Lowe’s will match in-store customer donations to the Red Cross (up to $1 million). Cool. [CNN]

8/30/2005

Admit that the Waters Around You Have Grown

Filed under: — Kate @ 4:51 pm EST

I’m already sick over the devastation causef by Katrina, but this is enough to make me throw up: When the Levee Breaks [Attytood].

8/23/2005

FYI

Filed under: — Kate @ 9:36 pm EST

There’s currently (9:35 EST) a discussion on Larry King Live about Evolution vs. Intelligent Design, if anyone is interested.

Attention Ashlee Simpson: Do not go to Turkmenistan

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:13 pm EST

Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching

8/16/2005

Big Ol’ Jet Airliner

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:59 pm EST

Is it me, or have there been a few too many plane crashes recently?

First the “miracle” crash: All survive Air France jet crash and fire

Then the weird frozen passengers: Mystery deepens in Athens air crash

And now this: All 160 believed dead in Venezuela plane crash

8/3/2005

I Always Knew NHL Players Were Aliens

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:37 pm EST

Fewer UFO Sightings in Canada This Year

Maybe SEPTA Could Use Them?

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:35 pm EST

Monkeys Threaten San Juan

6/20/2005

HA-ha! (Nelson Laugh)

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:02 pm EST

Gawd, what a sissy. I can’t believe I used to be in love with him!

Little Squirt

6/2/2005

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!

Filed under: — Kate @ 3:34 pm EST

Trucker Bombs [MSNBC]

I love how in the second paragraph, it actually says “Most drivers whiz along the nation’s highways largely oblivious to their roadside surroundings.”

4/26/2005

Splash Day

Filed under: — Kate @ 7:02 pm EST

Too funny.

3/11/2005

No More Bringing the Bar Smell Home With Me

Filed under: — Kate @ 1:45 am EST

That is, as long as City Council passes this bill: Philadelphia Smoking Ban.

I really, really, REALLY hope it passes.

Of course, this will probably just encourage me to drink more…

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope they pass this bill!

Additional coverage: Philly.com, NBC10, Inquirer

2/11/2005

Barcoding Life As We Know It

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:01 pm EST

Can I get a species check in aisle two?

*Note: this post was reconstructed on 2/14/05 due to loss of data.

Escape Velocity

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:00 pm EST

SO freaking awesome:

Outcast Star Zooms Out Of Milky Way

*Note: this post was reconstructed on 2/14/05 due to loss of data.

2/10/2005

Ikea: British For “Angry Mob”

Filed under: — Kate @ 11:16 am EST

So much fuss for crappy overpriced furniture…

Ikea Hooligans

*Note: this post was reconstructed on 2/14/05 due to loss of data. All comments were lost.

2/8/2005

Little Rebel

Filed under: — Kate @ 3:08 pm EST

This might be an indicator of a slight discipline problem….

This year: stealing cars. Next year: knocking over a 7-11.

2/4/2005

Clear Channel and Fox News: Friends or Bedfellows?

Filed under: — Kate @ 1:39 pm EST

One day I’ll get around to telling all of you why Clear Channel is a dangerous and evil corporation. Right now I’m just going to draw your attention to one little news story that seemed to go completely unnoticed back in December: Fox to provide news to Clear Channel stations.

(more…)

1/31/2005

Unkillable Zombie Bin Laden is Unlikely

Filed under: — Kate @ 5:34 pm EST

Thank you, CNN. Until now I just wasn’t sure.

Newsflash: We Have Too Much Freedom

Filed under: — Kate @ 3:47 pm EST

It’s stories like this that just make me want to cry. Uncontrollably. Either that, or beat the living shit out of someone.

U.S. students say press freedoms go too far

*sigh* Every high school should have a Thomas J. Keenan.

1/28/2005

Gloves on Poultry

Filed under: — Kate @ 3:48 pm EST

Senator wants boxing gloves on chickens