8/15/2006

Survey 2.0 - Living in the Moment

Filed under: — Kate @ 1:48 pm EST

Man, judging from the recent comments, it looks like you people need something to keep you occupied. Sorry I’ve been lacking on that end, but your wait is over. It’s time for another installation of the famous SALIME Survey.

As always, the rules are simple: answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) What’s the current weather where you are?

2) Where are you?

3) What’s the last thing you ate?

4) The last thing you drank?

5) What’s the background image on your computer? If you email me the image (landslide at dunedan dot com), I’ll display it in your comment.

6) What are you wearing right now?

7) Who was the last person you spoke with on the phone?

8) Who was the last person you spoke with in person?

9) What is the last book you read?

10) What’s the last song you heard (or the one you are hearing right now)?

4/26/2006

Survey 2.0 - Back and Better Than Ever

Filed under: — Kate @ 2:14 pm EST

Well, now that I’ve sufficiently depressed everyone, it’s time to lighten up and have some fun.

That’s right, bitches! The (somewhat) monthly SALIME Survey hath returned! In honor of the relaunch, everything comes in twos (as in 2.0) this time.

The old rules still apply: answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer. It’s all in good fun. Leave your answers in the comments, or post them on your own site and tell us how to find it. Heeeeeere we go!

1) Name the last two songs you’ve heard (in any format).

2) Name the last two books you’ve read (or other printed, non-web material if you don’t read books).

3) Name two websites you think everyone should visit/read.

4) Name the last two movies you’ve seen in the theater.

5) Name the last two movies you’ve watched at home.

6) Name two things that always go together.

7) Name two things that never go together.

8) Name two people who should disappear from the face of the Earth.

9) Name two things you’d really like to do before the end of the year.

10) Name two things you’ve done in the past that you never, ever want to do again.

3/31/2006

Un-Friday Random Ten

Filed under: — Kate @ 7:35 am EST

I saw this on Pesky’Apostrophe and just had to do one for myself. So in lieu of the usual random ten, you are getting an unusual random 15.

You put your music player of choice on random, and use the songs to answer the questions. Not all of them will make sense, of course. But as you will see, some of them are damn funny. Some are even a little spooky.

1) How does the world see you?
Early Morning - A-Ha

Well that’s impossible. No one ever sees me in the early morning and lives to tell the tale.

2) Will I have a happy life?
Lullaby of London - The Pogues*

This is sort of a sad song, but it’s pretty (and I guess the haunted grave thing sort of fits me).
May the wind that blows from haunted graves
Never bring you misery
May the angels bright
Watch you tonight
And keep you while you sleep

*By the way, you can actually listen to this one on the radio blog right now.

3) What do my friends really think of me?
Why Can’t I Be You? - The Cure

Well now that’s just freaking hilarious. And I think I’ll leave it at that.

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Over and Over Again (Lost and Found) - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Oh yeah. Just call me your lusty blogging goddess.

5) How can I make myself happy?
Let It Be - The Beatles

There are many ways I could interpret this. Be less picky. Be more lazy. Be less stubborn. I think I’ll just assume it means I don’t have to clean this weekend.

6) What should I do with my life?
Numb - U2

So, I should start self-medicating then? Or maybe just become a drunk.

7) Will I ever have children?
Endless Vacation - The Ramones

Vacations with kids suck. So no kids. There. That was easy.

8) What is some good advice for me?
There Is No Greater Love - Billie Holiday

That’s corny. Guess I can only interpret that as “Don’t take your lover for granted” or some bullshit like that.

9) How will I be remembered?
Stay (Faraway So Close) - U2

Dressed up like a car crash
The wheels are turning but you’re upside down

10) What is my signature song?
Bullet the Blue Sky

Not sure if this fits me, but at least it’s U2. There are moments though, like in Death Valley, when this song is on full blast inside my brain. And I can see those fighter planes…

11) What do I think my current theme song is?
Lyin’ Eyes - The Eagles

The question is, who am I fooling?

12) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin

Many times I’ve lied - Many times I’ve listened
Many times I’ve wondered how much there is to know.

13) What song will play at my funeral?
Other Voices - The Cure

Spooooooky.

14) What type of men/women do I like?
Charmless Man - Blur

Alright, I’m not touching that one. (See #8.)

15) What is my day going to be like?
Don’t Worry About The Government - The Talking Heads

So… I guess I’ll have to do my taxes tomorrow. Oh shit! I still have to do my taxes!!

12/7/2005

Se7en

Filed under: — Kate @ 1:52 am EST

Via Stan and DaveT:

This took me longer than expected, or I would have posted it in a more time-relevant fashion.

I do have a question, though. If we’re naming seven of everything, how come there are only six questions? Did one of them somehow get lost along the way?

Anyway, here’s my two cents. And please feel free to replicate this elsewhere. It’s not like I started it.

7 Celebrity crushes (in no particular order):
-Joey McIntyre à la NKOTB (when I was ten, okay?)
-Tom Cruise à la Top Gun (before he went cuckoo)
-George Clooney
-Ewan McGregor
-Hugh Grant
-Robert Downey Jr.
-And well… do I really have to say it? Okay, okay… Bono.

7 Things I’m good at:
-Procrastination
-Being messy
-Talking (a lot)
-Baking
-Remembering useless facts
-Wrapping presents
-Editing

7 Things I plan to do before I die:
-MUCH more traveling (too many places to name)
-See the Aurora Borealis
-Have a pet (because my plants really don’t count)
-Continue to NOT be a mother
-Learn Italian (moreso than the ten words I currently know)
-Buy my own place
-Finally clean out all my crap so that when I die and people are going through my stuff they don’t say “I can’t believe she kept that!”

7 Things I cannot do:
-Shut up
-Walk in a straight line (sober or drunk—it’s all the same)
-Distinguish between different makes and models of cars (I’m hopeless)
-Get a tan
-Swallow fresh coconut
-Read in a moving vehicle
-See the hidden image in those illusion pattern graphic thingies

7 Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
-Intelligence (I need a bit of geekiness to complement my own)
-Sense of humor (I will make fun of him)
-Height (he has to be taller than me, even when I’m wearing heels)
-Hair
-Certain accents
-Good smile
-Handiness (I can’t stand man who doesn’t know how to fix anything)

7 Things I say often:
-Jesus Christ! (and multiple variations thereof, some cleaner than others)
-I need coffee…
-Just five more minutes (as I hit the snooze button)
-WHAT THE… *indiscriminate grumbling and stifled nonsensical words*
-Stupid *whatever is pissing me off* (stupid shoe if I trip over it, stupid computer if it crashes, stupid book if I lost it, stupid Edo if he puts paprika in my latte instead of cinnamon—you get the idea)
-Hangin’ in there (when someone asks me how I’m doing and it’s been a really crappy day)
-Which shoe should I wear? (standing in front of Edo with a different shoe on each foot)

11/30/2005

Some Wednesday Morning Amusement

Filed under: — Kate @ 8:09 am EST

I stole this idea from something I read a while back, but I made up new numbers and altered the rules a bit…

1. Grab the nearest book.

2. Open to page 175.

3. Find the 7th full sentence on the page.

4. Post the text of the sentence in my comments, or on your blog (with these instructions) and leave me a trackback.

5. Don’t try to find the coolest book you have, just use the first one near you.

Here’s mine:

“It would already be serious enough if one of my monks had stained his soul with the hateful sin of suicide.” —The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco

11/21/2005

Silly Little Survey VII: Let Us Give Thanks

Filed under: — Kate @ 2:00 pm EST


It’s time for another survey! This round is all about that day when we Americans like to stuff our faces with enough food to feed a small army.

If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, but you can find a way to answer some of these questions in a relevant way, then go for it.

As always, you may answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) Will you be traveling for Thanksgiving this year?

2) Are you contributing any food to this year’s dinner, or perhaps even hosting it yourself?

3) Besides the normal turkey and stuffing, what’s the one Thanksgiving dish you must have?

4) Do you prefer a big gathering or quiet little meal?

5) Does your family have any Thanksgiving traditions?

6) What’s your favorite pie?

7) How important is football to your Thanksgiving experience?

8) Name three things for which you are thankful this year.

9) Black Friday: Stay home and eat leftovers or hit the mall running?

10) Complete this sentence: Thanksgiving is all about…

11/9/2005

I Don’t Care What You Say Anymore…

Filed under: — Kate @ 4:07 pm EST

This is my life…

…Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.

Funny thing is, I took this last night at 3 AM when I was up tweaking a project for work. Just didn’t get around to posting until now.

10/21/2005

Silly Little Survey VI: BOO!

Filed under: — Kate @ 10:21 am EST

Since Halloween is looming, I thought I’d make this month’s survey a little morose. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) Name three things that scare you.

2) How about three things that really gross you out?

3) What’s your favorite Halloween costume from when you were growing up?

4) Ever toilet paper something or otherwise cause general mischief?

5) Freddy or Jason?

6) When was your first close hand experience with death?

7) What’s the worst possible death you can imagine for yourself?

8) Are you an organ donor? If not, why?

9) Cremation or burial?

10) Do you believe in things that go bump in the night?

9/14/2005

Silly Little Survey V: Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

Filed under: — Kate @ 8:44 pm EST

Well, with the summer winding to a close, I thought I’d ask some questions about travel, since people tend to do a bit of it in the warmer months.

The usual rules apply: answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) What’s the last vacation you took (where did you go, what did you do)?

2) Name three places where you would like to travel some day.

3) How many US states have you been to? Driving through counts, flying over does not. Here’s a map to help you count.

4) Does your job ever require you to travel?

5) Beach or mountains?

6) How many foreign countries have you been to? Feel free to list them (or just your favorites).

7) Do you have a current passport? Did you know that only 20% of Americans have one?

8) Any trips planned for the near future? If so, care to tell us where?

9) Culture or leisure (i.e. museums, historical sites, landmarks or laying on the beach, gambling, shopping)?

10) Is the journey really more important that the destination?

8/12/2005

Silly Little Survey IV: The Voyage Through Your Memories

Filed under: — Kate @ 10:22 am EST

More survey fun, this time about your childhood. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) What is your earliest memory?

2) Did you have a childhood pet?

3) At what age did you learn to ride a bike? Who taught you?

4) Without giving away the actual location (unless you want to), describe the area where you grew up. (Urban, suburban, or rural? Friendly neighbors ? Lots of kids in your neighborhood? Did you have a back yard?)

5) Video games or playing outside?

6) When did you learn how to swim?

7) What was your first word?

8) Who was your first celebrity crush?

9) Bert or Ernie?*

10) Where does the time go?

*Bonus Trivia: What other famous character pairing shares the names of Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie? And don’t look it up—that’s no fun.

6/10/2005

Silly Little Survey III: Food, Glorious Food

Filed under: — Kate @ 12:19 pm EST

This seems to be fun, so I’ll probably do it every few weeks or so (or when the inspiration hits me). I have a theme this time: food. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer. I’ll answer my own questions when it seems like everyone else is done.

1) What did you have for dinner last night?

2) How often do you go out to eat? What’s the last place where you dined out?

3) Do you ever eat fast food? From where?

4) How often do you cook at home?

5) Soda or pop?

6) Name some of your favorite ice cream flavors.

7) How often do you eat ethnic food? What kinds?*

8) Is there a special food item or dish that you make—something for which you’re known?

9) Coffee or espresso (or tea)?

10) And the ever burning question: food or sex?

*For our purposes, “ethnic food” will refer to food that clearly has its origins in a country that you are not from, and in many cases, is prepared and served by someone from that country. It can’t be an Americanized version like pizza or hamburgers. I think you catch my drift.

5/20/2005

Silly Little Survey: Part Deux

Filed under: — Kate @ 11:40 pm EST

Well, as this week draws to a close, I’m just a little bit closer to cracking up and going to live in a padded room. So as I sit here, sipping some sherry, catching up on some TV, I was thinking… the last little survey I did was fun, so I thought I’d try this again. In honor of my wonderful week of wankers, some of the questions are about work. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.

1) On a scale of 1-10, rate your job on its suckitude. Let 1=7th level of hell and 10=72 virgins in paradise. If you don’t have a job, I guess you can rate how much that does or does not suck.

2) Are you listening to music or watching television at this exact moment? If so, what’s on?

3) What’s your favorite film from the original Star Wars trilogy?

4) Boxers or briefs?

5) How long is your commute and how much money do you piss away each week on gasoline?

6) What’s the image on your computer desktop (background)?

7) When you walk into a bar, what drink do you most commonly order (can be non-alcoholic if that applies).

8) How’s the weather in your current location (specify Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin).

9) Vanilla or Chocolate?

10) Do you have any super powers?

4/29/2005

Silly Little Survey

Filed under: — Kate @ 6:25 pm EST

Well, I don’t have a cat to Friday cat blog, so I thought I’d make up a silly little survey instead.

1) What album(s) have been on your rotation in the past week?

2) What’s the last concert you’ve been to? (I don’t care if it was in an arena, a coffee house, or a concert hall.)

3) What image is on your mouse pad?

4) Do you have any pets?

5) Kirk or Picard?

6) What did you want to be when you grew up?

7) What’s the last movie you saw in a theater? Did you like it?

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own? How many do you think I have?

9) Coke or Pepsi?

10) Do you ever hear strange voices? If so, what do they say?

Well, that’s enough silliness for today. I just thought it would be fun to ask some random questions. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer. Hey lurkers, why not throw in your two cents? I know you’re out there; I can see the statistics. You can always post anonymously. I’ll answer my own questions on Sunday. Right now I’ve gotta leave work before happy hour is over. Have a good weekend!

UPDATE: Thanks guys. Thought I’d wait a little longer before answering in case anyone else wants to comment.

UPDATE #2: At least one person was having troubles with posting here yesterday (Monday), so if anyone else had that issue, I’m sorry! It should be working now.

UPDATE #3: I finally answered my own questions. Sorry for the delay. I wanted to wait a little longer, and then I ended up having a hellish few days of work.

2/5/2005

My Back Pages

Filed under: — Kate @ 7:55 pm EST

I was enlisted to answer these questions about my song memories. Okay Holz, here you go:

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