6/20/2006

Edo’s Ruminations on MySpace

Filed under: — Kate @ 7:20 am EST

Edo got sucked into browsing the MySpace vortex for a little while last night, and I had the pleasure of overhearing some of his bewildered thoughts…

“GOD! There are SO many people who do not deserve the internet!”

“Yes, you ARE a teenage whore.”

“Well, apparently I ran into the fat ho section…”

“Trizzie! You are SO always high, aren’t you? You also have big fake boobs. Good job!!”

“And there’s a guy dancing with a blowup doll…”

With pained disbelief: “I mean, honestly, why do they bother?”

“Ooh, Leah Marie has a goth nympho friend called raven nympho!”

“And this is why digital cameras should never have been invented.”

6 Responses to “Edo’s Ruminations on MySpace”

  1. Ashley Says:

    All so accurate. Edo’s a funny guy!

  2. Holz Says:

    And not a single utterance of “Hasn’t this person ever heard of contrast before?!? If you can’t even find words on your background, why would I look at your page?”

    Just me?

  3. Kate Says:

    Not just you Holz. I have a MySpace rant to cover that, and more. I plan on publishing it as soon as I can come up with a better name for it than my current working title: “Myspace Can Suck On My Asshole.”

  4. Heather Says:

    I plan on publishing it as soon as I can come up with a better name for it than my current working title: “Myspace Can Suck On My Asshole.”

    I’m sorry but there just is no better title than that. HAHAH.

  5. howard Says:

    “If you can’t even find words on your background, why would I look at your page?”

    -oh, it wasn’t just me? I was thinking for a moment that it was the visual equivalent of that new ringtone only the kids can hear…

  6. Kate Says:

    …the visual equivalent of that new ringtone only the kids can hear…

    Howard, that’s perfect. PERFECT.

    Alright guys, while we’re on the topic, I just might have to post that rant some time today…