I Do Not Know What Horse Racing Is
I checked in with Barbaro last night to see how he was feeling…
Kate: Hi Barbaro, I hope you feel better soon.
Barbaro: Try saying that with more or less context. What do you like to do?
Kate: You broke your leg.
Barbaro: Thanks for telling me: User said I broke my leg.
Kate: I hope your leg gets better.
Barbaro: Why do you hope for your leg gets better
Kate: oh nevermind
Barbaro: Yeah that’s right. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Kate: What do you think about horse racing?
Barbaro: I do not know what horse racing is. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Kate: Do you like racing?
Barbaro: Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots.
Obviously, they have him really doped up on painkillers.
Previously at the Landslide In My Ego:
-Mr. Ed’s Bastard Son
-More Fun With Barbaro
-All the Pretty Horses
Related:
-Chat With Barbaro [NBC10]
May 22nd, 2006 at 1:43 pm
i gotta try this if i remember when i get home…
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Blogicized: Another Philly Sports Goodbye
• Alex Gonzalez — call him “A-Gon,” and not to be confused with the other Alex Gonzalez on the Red Sox — got up and randomly retired yesterday, with a stellar 1 RBI so far this season. [Phillies Nation] •…
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:41 am
Why do you constantly get SPAM from that stupid Philadelphia Will Do?
May 23rd, 2006 at 10:16 am
Dude, that’s not spam. That’s a trackback because he mentioned this post on his blog. It’s actually very cool. Perhaps you should click on it and see?
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:15 am
Spam…Trackback…it still never has anything to do with the subject unless you click on the link in his name.
May 23rd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Stan, it’s automated, and it just displays the first few lines of the post that linked to mine. Trackbacks are great–I used them all the time. It’s a way of letting people know who is talking about the things you’ve written.
May 24th, 2006 at 7:28 am
And that’s why it’s your blog and not mine. :)
May 24th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Stan, learn yourself something new: Trackback [Wikipedia]