They’re Not Mine

Filed under: — Kate @ 8:24 pm EST

So uhhh… if you run into my boyfriend? I definitely, most certainly, absolutely did NOT just buy myself ten pairs of shoes.

I’m… holding them for a “friend.”

I swear!

4 Responses to “They’re Not Mine”

  1. Edo Says:


  2. Stan Says:

    Um, don’t they ahve hotlines for people like you? Maybe you need to go play in a powr plant and grow some extra feet. Seriously, that’s messed up.

  3. Manchild Says:

    When a man loves a woman, there’s nothing he won’t do to be with her. She’s all he can think of; he can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t work or do anything else. He bores his friends about her. Tells them “I’ve found her. She’s the one. She’s the only one. All others before her are forgotten.” He tells anyone who’ll listen that he absolutely HAS to have that woman, no matter what! And until he can be with her, the world is a smaller, darker place.

    And that’s how women feel about shoes.

  4. Kate Says:

    Hahaha, Manchild. I wasn’t sure where you were going with that at first.

    Seriously guys, I know it sounds bad, but my “friend” really needed a few practical pairs (she has too many heels), and well, then there was a sale….