Pillow Talk

Filed under: — Kate @ 7:12 am EST

“What time did you come to bed last night?”

“I don’t know… around 1:00?”

“Was I hogging the bed?”

“No… but after a few minutes, you did roll over on top of me.”

“Oh. Was it good for you?”

“Very funny.”

“Seriously, did I squash you?”

“Nah… I just let you stay there. You weren’t really bothering me.”

“Right. I was cuddling!”

“Honey, dead bodies don’t cuddle.”

5 Responses to “Pillow Talk”

  1. daveT Says:

    i can see stan checking through zombie movies looking for a cuddling scene for some odd reason… i’d think about it, but i only have 2 or 3 zombie movies

  2. Stan Says:

    I am sure a zombie cuddling scene would be great. In the wee hours of the morning just as the sun crests over the horizon, the zombie husband turns over and lovingly says to his undead wife, “Brains?” The wife opens her sleepy glazed over opaque eyes, caresses his face and softly utters her response, “Brains.” Then they eat the dog.

  3. Kate Says:

    You know, I did almost call this post “Zombie Cuddle.” Or “Cuddling with the Undead.”

  4. Holz Says:

    “Then they eat the dog”

    Stan owes me a new keyboard.

    The funny thing about this convo is trying to decide who’s who.

  5. Stan Says:

    Did you smash your keyboard in anger?