You Might Need More Sleep If…

Filed under: — Kate @ 10:19 am EST

You arrive at work, and after searching in vain for your ID to swipe it through the card reader and open the door, you remember the last time you saw it: this morning, sitting on your desk at home.

Cursing yourself, you trudge down to the public entrance and get on with your day.

About an hour later, on your way to get coffee, you quickly check your appearance in the mirror (you can never really be sure that you remembered to screw your head on properly, and you wouldn’t want to scare anyone).

And there’s your ID. Around your neck. And you have absolutely no idea how it got there.

2 Responses to “You Might Need More Sleep If…”

  1. Stan Says:

    You might need more sleep (or less pot) if…you find the movie Aristocrats funny.

  2. Holz Says:

    Been there done that. Other signs? Leaving your coffee on top of your car. Driving with the emergency brake on for nearly a mile.

    Oh, and if you fall asleep and get into a car accident.

    I, myself, haven’t done that, though, but I know someone who has…