Well, as this week draws to a close, I’m just a little bit closer to cracking up and going to live in a padded room. So as I sit here, sipping some sherry, catching up on some TV, I was thinking… the last little survey I did was fun, so I thought I’d try this again. In honor of my wonderful week of wankers, some of the questions are about work. Answer truthfully or lie your ass off, whichever you prefer.
1) On a scale of 1-10, rate your job on its suckitude. Let 1=7th level of hell and 10=72 virgins in paradise. If you don’t have a job, I guess you can rate how much that does or does not suck.
2) Are you listening to music or watching television at this exact moment? If so, what’s on?
3) What’s your favorite film from the original Star Wars trilogy?
4) Boxers or briefs?
5) How long is your commute and how much money do you piss away each week on gasoline?
6) What’s the image on your computer desktop (background)?
7) When you walk into a bar, what drink do you most commonly order (can be non-alcoholic if that applies).
8) How’s the weather in your current location (specify Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin).
9) Vanilla or Chocolate?
10) Do you have any super powers?